To all my 403 'friends'
I am pissed, i feel like a lamppost in a dog house and i want the 'social' police to blame you all for my untimely demise.
Do you assholes have any idea how it feels when none of my 'friends' 'like' 'whats on my mind'. Or when I am flooded with notifications, of miserable people posting posed pictures to live their 'happy' lie!. Or how I almost wish for a 'New Delhi chainsaw massacre' when i see you dumb-fucks putting up pictures with alcohol, cigarettes or dope!, for the Japanese gods sake, stop advertising your decimal intelligence quotient and for once in the holy words of audioslave 'Be yourself'. And all the people whose comments on 'such' pics resemble 'whooo...we verrr crazzzzzzyyy!!!' or 'mannn that is so killlaaa' or 'whaaattt a nyt!!..hahaha....crazzzzy shhiitt', I will haunt you all forever, I will sleep under your bed and sing himesh reshamiya songs, I will put Viagra in your office lunch and I will give your homosexual partner tonsils!.
I have had enough of owning virtual farms, pets and cafes.
I have had enough of people looking for ego-boosts by googling stupid quotes and putting them as their status
I have had enough of my friends 'picking me' 'comparing me' 'answering questions about me' and 'tagging me'.
I have had enough of being invited to random parties and groups like 'WHY GO to the zOo WheN yOu cAn sEe RakHi SaWaNt'.
I have had enough of being forced to know the current affairs of the non-existent life of people i have no intentions of being acquaintances with.
I decide against living a binary life.
I refuse to be a slave to Mark Zuckerburg.
So Fuck you all.
Fuck you with dog poop as lubricant, herpes and cum of a necrophile.
And I will hope you continue your miserable existence, and the grim gives you enough time to update 'Whats on your mind' before you end your virtual lie.
Yours in hatred.
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Hahahahaha !!! okay so this one is good !! But my question is ; whether this is the real reson why you commited facebook sucide ? oh ohhh yess " no " did i hear a "no" . I am almost sure i did . Lets see you happen to have been a part of the social networking site ( which if actually existed as a country would be the 4th largest in the world in terms of population ) and you happen to be networking with a decent enthusiasm ! Till ofcource your privicy is invaded by none other than every possible person in your family ! lol ! so just because you could'nt bare to be in their updates with all your skeletons being dug out of your closet , so that you do not get into shit with your parents ...does not mean you call us ( facebook members) fuckers and dumfucks and assholes !!
ReplyDeleteLets just be honest !!
i enjoy your blog man !!
Lets see, I was fairly active even after my family came on facebook. The real reason why i left the social 'networking' site is because I happened to watch a southpark episode called 'You have 0 friends' and I read about web 2.0 suicide machine.
ReplyDeleteIm not angry at you, im angry at facebook.
Trust me, facebook is conspiring to make the human race its slave.
:P
Hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteAww Charp! :D