Disclaimer and Introduction.

Hello.

To all those who are bored and useless enough to follow an attempt of a more bored and a more useless being to communicate with his inner self while looking for the much needed ego boost through positive feedback.

That said, do not mistake 'the more bored and the more useless being' for a kid who is looking to be pseudo-intellectual and has realized that phony cynicism is the shortest and the most efficient way for achieving it.

Although i may have differed with the views posted here in my real life(To all those who don't know me personally, ignore these lines, unless of course you do not mind wasting the not so precious 15 seconds of your miserable life), do not judge me by them. Because I am not a hypocrite, not in the least sense of the word. Its just that I change with time, and so do my views, my choices and my morality.

I would like to add, that although my opening lines indicate otherwise, I would not mind negative feedback, if it has nothing to do with the way I write, my fluency with the language most credited for bringing in globalisation and doubts about my sanity.

Implying, I would not mind different views.(Unless of course you give me a 'vista' instead of a 'windows'.)

Oh.

And one more thing. The jokes in this post will resemble the sadness our lives bear, and if you dont understand them. Think. Think out of the box. Think outside your goddamn cubicle.

And I'm gonna do this once. Only because you dont know me yet. I will explain my attempt at humoring you and making my moral education teacher proud with "Making someone smile, everyday".

By "Unless of course you give me a 'vista' instead of a 'windows'", I am indicating to the failure of the Microsoft Vista as an operating system as against the success of its Windows predecessors.

And also referring to a philosophical observation, made by Nikolas Tesla(from Prestige, the movie) " Society tolerates only one change at a time".

And the blog is named rapit, for reasons unknown to mankind and since there has been not further success in the determinacy of Area 51, no alien help can be used. Hence, the name of the blog shall remain a mystery, atleast till the creatures of the outer world, do a christopher columbus on earth(I mean, who the hell will actually, go on a voyage to FIND earth!) .

With this, I end my Guantanamo on your mind, my Enrique Iglesias to your ears and my Rahul Mahajan to your eyes.

Au Revoir.(Till I see you again).